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Monday, January 3, 2011

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is through


When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,


When I do something without being told,

I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating
,

When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,

He's only human.


When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He's on business.


When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.


When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an
interview .
When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked


When I
do good,
my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets


what to do?????????????



19 comments:

Pirate said...

When I keep questioning my boss on my work,
I am a rebel!

Huh!

tupaimerah said...

oh my. that's tough. cheer up, it's 2011! screw your boss! :p

Pirate said...

tupaimerah - yeah! im looking for the best screw to screw him :p

MOH KEMBARA said...

Salam Ali, one rule for them, one rule for us! Yang best jadi ler boss sendiri! (cam Akak...kui, kui!)

Pirate said...

Kak Halima - ini yg buaty stress nih hehehhe

budiawanhutasoit said...

haha..nice quote..

Remember Office Rule No. 1 >>
The boss is always right.

Office Rule No. 2 >>
If the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1

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tupaimerah said...

budi : haha. that's so right!

miss nina said...

dont tensi2 pirate!!
excuse me boss :P

Pirate said...

Budi - Need really hard to accept this :(
Miss nina - pretending right now :)

Hairil Rizal said...

Mcm sedey aje En Pirate ni??

Chill...bukan semua bos camtu...

Warlord contohnya adalah bos yg sungguh baik hati (bakul pasar aku sedang masuk dan cuba angkat sendiri)

Eh, aku bos ke? Haha!

aNtu_BaEk said...

chill2...

tsurara youko said...

2 thumbs up aka very agreed!

p/s-org lidi kat bwh 2 sgt comel ^^

Pirate said...

Hairil - Nak antar resume boleh? ahahaa
antu_baek - on MC today. dah 2 hr sakit perot
tsurara youko - what to do... hurmm

areripe said...

hurm, tak penah hidup dalam dunia perkerjaan, so tak taw la..hehe!

Pirate said...

areripe - xper. walau mcmn pun nnt kene keje gak. cer tgk org2 yg dah keje nie...hehehe

kyle said...

bro, u did this yourself?

Pirate said...

kyle - no la... I received this from someone dat I blve she also recvd frm someone :D . The origional from me only in the 1st comment

aqeyLs said...

style:)

Pirate said...

aqeyLs - :)

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