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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tip: How to ask & reject salary increament

If you the Employee you can ask as follows:

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

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If you are the BO$$ you can reply as follows:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager





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P/S: Congratulations to all my friends in Sapura for their salary increment. Some of them also got promoted!  

12 comments:

Myss Irah said...

$ & NO = hehe

miss nina said...

hehehe..masing2 tak nak kalah :)
good posting, senyum2

Fadzmie Mohamad said...

Pekerja nak $$ je.
Majikan pula asyik nak NO je.
Nice one! :D

Fadzmie's Latest Entry : EMEL 1MALAYSIA: PERLU ATAU TIDAK?

alongxp said...

bro...aku ada anta emel...

Suhami Ahmad said...

Hahaha...atok lioke!! wanna try to write exactly like the above

zacky ~786~ said...

hahaa ~ mcm2.. sume xsuke kalah ..

Eel said...

haha~
$mart2~~

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

Myss Irah - I prefer $ hehehe

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

miss nina - biasa la... tp yg teruk staff la jugak kan?

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

Fadzmie Mohamad - biasa la... mkn gaji terpaksa la... heheh

Along - wokeyh bro!

Atok - like ajer Atok neh

zacky ~786~ - tp masing2 x sedar kdg2 dua2nya makan gaji jgk

Eel - smarties.,.. hehe

Raudah Siman said...

nice one !

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

Raudah Siman - Someone forwarded to me :)

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