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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Boss Hidden Meanings Employee Should Know

I received this from someone and very eager to share this  :)

1."We will do it" means: "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miss-communication" means: "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means: "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means: "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means: "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion" means: "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means: "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means: "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means: "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means: "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means: "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means: "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means: "You are in trouble"

So, what do you think? Macam betul jer kan hehehe


Hairil Rizal said...

Banyak yg betul la bro :)

Bro, u haven't answered my question on who's who in your header tu...

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

Hairil - wahhhhhhhhhh berminat yang mn satu neh?? The guy itu org yg dok tgh jawab soalan nie la hahahahha, My x-officemate Sue Putri n anak buah dia Purti Zalikha. Blog sue Putri yg baru yg lama

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

* Putri Zalikha

thomas said...

Boss is always right.

Ali Kanchan aka Pirate said...

Thomas - even they r wrong...

Wahida Nasution Thakhrim said...

yea la.. bolej dikatakan kebanyakan ayat tu memang ayat 'regular' boss..

lemongrassbeam said...

All the best. (u're in trouble)
I'll telling my boss that its 'OKAYY!'.
Because trouble is my friend. ;)

toyolkiut said...

and you should know i come here tonight..
i like..

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