Boss Hidden Meanings Employee Should Know

I received this from someone and very eager to share this  :)


1."We will do it" means: "You will do it"


2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"


3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"


4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"


5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


6."There was a slight miss-communication" means: "We had actually lied"


7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means: "I have no time now, will talk later"


8."We can always do it" means: "We actually cannot do the same on time"


9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means: "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


10."We had slight differences of opinion" means: "We had actually fought"


11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means: "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


12."You should have told me earlier" means: "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


13."We need to find out the real reason" means: "Well I will tell you where your fault is"


14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means: "Well you know..."


15."We are a team," means: "I am not the only one to be blamed"


16."That's actually a good question" means: "I do not know anything about it"


17."All the Best" means: "You are in trouble"


So, what do you think? Macam betul jer kan hehehe

Happy mother's day Mak